An English Exercise in Instructions

Read all the instructions through first before beginning the questions.
1 Stand up
2 Sit down
3 Get out your pen
4 Put away your pen
5 Put away your pencil
6 Draw a line across the top of the page
7 Write your name above it on the right hand side
8 Write the date today on the left hand side
9 List the months in the year in a column beginning with June
10 Open the door
11 Open the window
12 Write down the numbers from 1 – 100 that you can divide by 6
13 Spell your surname backwards
14 Write down your favourite colour
15 Explain why capital punishment was made illegal
16 Write down the names of the last five British Prime Ministers
17 Write down ten countries where they speak English
18 Explain the foreign policy in Iran
19 Write down the common name of Bellis Perennis
20 Tear up this paper and don't answer any of the questions.